ok so im walking down the street
and im just chillin

i turn around and saw my friend

he comes and smacks my chest and says your it

im like

wtf

so im chasing him

toooo
ask him what "it" is

so im catching up
all of the sudden
he jumps on a motorcycle

i was like

wtdf
(what the double eff)

so im looking foward
i see a kid with a tricycle and a lollipop
im trying to catch up to my friend

so as i look at the kid

my first tougt was

what flavor is that lollipop

so i take a bat and start smashing
this kid is like 6 years old

and he has the nerve to say

stoooop hitting me

im like
respect your elders

so i look up
my friend is at a gas station at the corner

so i saw i had a chance
i got on the tricycle
i could barely fit

but i was speeding like a motherfucker
i was going like 26 mph

like
4 hours and 28 minutes later i got to the corner

im looking at my friend

eye to eye

sack to sack

wondering why he was still at the gas station

so
im there
and i forget

what i was gonna do

now im here typing this to you
telling you that i just remembered
i am pissed

cause if i ever see him agian
im going to shave his back

and the morale of the story is
dont take drugs kids